owldude:

*sees moon*
*remembers outer space*
nice

bitchycode:

I’m in texting you, I want proper replies.
Wtf is “😊”
how dare you reply with “😊”
Wallahi I’ll “😊” at your funeral.

thegentlemansarmchair:

Lab Rats

phonyfakefraudsnake:

aysiaandhercamera yoga with @thelastshadowpuppets | #tlsp

dadd:

The only exercise ive done this month is run out of money

baerials:

Pooh stop running from your fucking problems

neveraway:

rawkiss:

im calling your parents 

shut the fuck up

bmaddox:

toooooo real 

artbymoga:

Artist is Emmy Cicierega

of-hobbits-and-men:

deathbedscene:

witchlette:

my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time

#i didn’t know i wanted this until now

“your skin is pale white and ice cold”

“bitch I’m black what are you on”

gnastly:

I smoked one alcohol and my left arm fell off

dreamsuggestion:

i feel so bad for my guardian angel. she probably stressed out like a mf